Jokes!

So it's always good to have a bit of a laugh....heres some laughable material.... i was going to write about the olympics advertisement crap....but i think its all been said and laughing is better!

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

There was a blonde and a genius sharing a compartment on a long train journey across the country. To fill in time the genius decided to propose a game. He said that they would take it in turns asking questions to one another. If she was unable to answer his questions correctly she would give him $10 but if he was unable to answer her questions then he would give her $100. The blonde though this was reasonable and told him to ask her a question. 

"How long is the great wall of china?" he asks.

As expected the blonde wasn't able to provide the answer and gives him $10.

The genius pockets the money and confidently asks for a question in return.

"What flies to the moon on tuesdays and returns on thursdays?"

The genius couldn't immediately think of an answer. He tried to find an answer using the internet and after calling his friend at NASA he eventually gave up. By this time the blonde had fallen asleep. He woke her and handed her a $100 note.

"So what flies to the moon on tuesdays and returns thursdays?" he asks eagerly. 

The blonde doesn't say anything but reaches into her purse and hands him a $10 note.